My IIPM moments

IIPM and its strategies of marketing in Indian hinterlands has captured the imagination of the masses. At least, as far as the management education is concerned.  People seem to think that it is some world renowned institute. I have had what I would call 'IIPM Moments' in trains, buses and in conversation with neighborhood uncles and aunts. 10 such 'IIPM Moments' are as follows: 

1. Why did you to IIM? IIPM has best placements in India.
2. IIPM guarantees placements? Did your college do that?
3. Your college did not give you a free laptop!!!???
4. That guy Arindam Chaudhari, he gets 50 Lakhs for giving one lecture. Has he ever come to your college?
5. IIPM's faculty goes abroad to teach and foreigners come there to give guest lectures. Are there any foreigners as teachers in your college?
6. IIPM's campus has a swimming pool. Do you have one? (Nopes)
7. They teach golf, swimming, horse riding. Is there anything similar in your campus?
8. I have never seen an ad for your college in newspapers. Must be a really poor one. 
9. How much donation do they charge at an IIM? Do they offer any BBA/BCA/MCA etc degrees/
10. IIPM has such marvellous buildings. Your campuses look like sarkari buildings. IIPM is hi-tech.