Hotel Keralafonia (adapted from Hotel California) by Yeeguls

On a dark city one way
Nariyal tel in my hair
Warm smell of avial
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a green tube light
My tongue grew heavy and my stomach grew thin
I had to stop for a bite

There he stood in the doorway
Rapiring the calling bell
and I was thinking to myself
This could be Ker-hella
Oh! It is Hell
Then he lit up a petromax
and cursed the electricity board away
There were some mallus down the corridor
Thought I heard them say


CHORUS
Welcome to Hotel Kerala Fonia
Such a lousy place
What a lousy place (background)
Such a lousy place
Many a bug at the Hotel Kerala Fonia
Any time of year
A coil of tortoise
You can find it here


The finger in his nose is definitely twisted
As three sneezes it sends
He makes a a lot of weird weird noises
When the finger bends
How they kushthi in the courtyard
Sticky mallu sweat
The man pleaded for mercy
While his wife whipped him with a belt


So I called up the deaf captain
Please tell me the time
He ran into the kitchen
And brought me beef fry, soda and Lime
And still these voices were crying from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them pray


CHORUS
Welcome to Hotel Kerala Fonia
Such a lousy place
What a lousy place (background)


The blind man was feeding
Yesterday's sambhar on rice
And he said
We are all just pensioners in here
In silk Smitha disguise
And in the dining chamber
We gathered for the feast
We stab it with our steely knives
But just can't cut the meat

Last thing I remember
I was lying on the floor
The half eaten tapeworm in my snack
Made my tummy sore
Relax said the mustachio watchman
And enema you shall receive
They made me lie on my back
While my soul packed up to leave


A guy made video as well on this