In God We Trust, all others ..

The official motto of USA (and some other entities as well) and its usages (real or imagined).


1. In God We Trust, all others pay taxes. (seen at IRS office)

2. In God We Trust, all others must bring data.

3. In God We Trust, all others we virus scan. (Computer Science & Engineering students )

4. In God We Trust, all others wear condoms. (outside a brothel)

5. In God We Trust, all others we monitor. (US naval intelligence)

6. In God We Trust, all others we audit.

7. In God We Trust, all others wear helmets.

8. In God We Trust, all others must certify compliance

9. In God We Trust, all others pay cash

10. In God We Trust, all others follow separation rules (ATC's)

11. In God We Trust, all others need insurance

12. In God We Trust, all others we strip and search. (US airports)

13. In God We Trust, all others we lobby for.

14. In God We Trust, all others submit receipts. (accountants)

15. In God We Trust, all others we risk evaluate.

16. In God We Trust, all others we measure and interpret. (statistics)

17. In God We Trust, all others we charge a commission. (real estate brokers)

18. In God We Trust, all others read the offer document carefully before investing.

19. In God We Trust, all others leave their footwear outside.

20. In God We Trust, all others use dipper at night. (Painted on an Indian Truck)

21. In God We Trust, all others need prior written permission of publisher.


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Comments

  1. In God We Trust, all others we X-Ray (research scholar at NDT centre)

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  2. P.S. nice one :P

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